The Old Cat Lady Sittin' In Her Underpants, Tra La La, La La...
I spent a wonderful day with myself. It was really lovely, just me myself and Adrian Grenier (Yes, I have now seen all episodes of entourage and waiting to see more). However, in retrospect I have to admit I'd rather have had a lil less tea and a bit more company. Well, it’s not that I’m such a terrible bore to hang with, quite the contrary actually, I find I am capable of amusing myself endlessly. My mind like a ping pong table is constantly throwing words and ideas back and forth, each serve reciprocated with a ralley of the choicest words, the wittiest comebacks and all in 3D psychedelia!
It’s just that, I am amusing and entertaining only with a sounding board! Alone I am like a pumpkin sitting in my underwear all day and perfectly happy like that. And that scares me. It scares me that alone I will die, like a vegetable that no one wants to dissect on their chopping boards, a rotten pumpkin. I once took a facebook test on my worst fear and the result was, “You are scared of being alone!” Well, at that time I thought it was really stupid, really. I understand now clearly what that meant. You see, I thought it was stupid because I know for a fact that wherever you leave me, in this world or another, I will definitely get by and high because I will never be alone, I will always know how to talk my walk and get my life going. But if I didn’t have that luxury of associating with all those wonderful (and some not so wonderful) people, I'd probably end up like a pumpkin or worse, like that old lady with all those cats who’s name no one remembers!
It’s just that, I am amusing and entertaining only with a sounding board! Alone I am like a pumpkin sitting in my underwear all day and perfectly happy like that. And that scares me. It scares me that alone I will die, like a vegetable that no one wants to dissect on their chopping boards, a rotten pumpkin. I once took a facebook test on my worst fear and the result was, “You are scared of being alone!” Well, at that time I thought it was really stupid, really. I understand now clearly what that meant. You see, I thought it was stupid because I know for a fact that wherever you leave me, in this world or another, I will definitely get by and high because I will never be alone, I will always know how to talk my walk and get my life going. But if I didn’t have that luxury of associating with all those wonderful (and some not so wonderful) people, I'd probably end up like a pumpkin or worse, like that old lady with all those cats who’s name no one remembers!
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